Sweetest Louisa, the one I adore
I love you, you know, of that I am sure.
But nevertheless listen to this,
The things I would do, for only one kiss:
Battle a tiger armed with just a spoon,
Swim through a treacle and custard lagoon
Climb every mountain go through thin and thick
Then do it again, on a pogo stick!
Eat tins of tuna, with marzipan bits,
Build you a bunk bed wearing oven mits.
This and so much more, is what I would do
For one little kiss, just one kiss from you.
These things I can say, for I know it’s true,
That you’d never ask, ‘cos you love me too!